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    Operation CWAL Cast List

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    Captain Hat *S* *W* *?*: Fleet Captain Adfarackus Hat of the Imperial Hat Navy is a psychotic polymorph Hat (generally shaped like a hat, only about 2 feet tall, everything he uses is in some way "hatterised") who uses special weapons according to the form he takes (Slayer Hat uses whips and stakes, Gangster Hat uses a Trilby-gun) and talks in a generally incomprehensible dialect of Monty-Python-style English (with an English accent). Has an apparently infinite supply of weapons and ammunition (since they are morphed extensions of himself), and feeds by simply absorbing matter- of any kind. Is currently employed by Phasmus as a general hitman/guy who blows stuff up, and is semi-cannon fodder in that he's very difficult to kill: A bullet will pass right through without hurting him, but a phaser will burn him. "Wait a moment! You're not Miss Jackson!"

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