Cheesy Counter to a Cheesy Attack by Fron

[Inside Canadian Alliance Headquarters]

Fron: Okay... don't panic... whatdowedo, whatdowedo!?! That's my home they're ripping up out there!

Freerunner: Well... we do have several hundred other starships sitting on our friendly neighbourhood pavement area. Only problem being that mind-control thingy.

Fron: Hmmmmm... (Snaps fingers) I've got it! The Syreen! Launch all the ships, and have the syreen send out a psychic blocking field to protect our ships.

Freerunner: A Dnyarri is quite a bit stronger than even several hundred Syreen, sir.

Fron: True on that account, but I have one more surprise... (flips communicator) One to recal aboard.

(Fron dissappears in a flash of blue light.)

[Outside]

(The other ships from Star Control 2 on the surface lift off, and head towards the battle area. The USS Canuck swings its large bulk around and joins in the advance.)

[Canuck Bridge]

Lieutennant 11001001: Sir, we are nearing the enemy fleet. As anticipated, our own ships are firing on us. Shields holding.

Fron: Open fire.

(The ship begins to unleash its weapons of mass destruction on the ships in the air. Fron chuckles slightly to himself.)

Fron: (Quietly) Ah, Maggott... how easily you forget the origins of this ship... (to crew) Full power to the Taalo Mindshield. Get me an open comm channel to the cargo bay.

[A dark room]

(There is a Toad-like creature sitting on the floor. Large amounts of electronics surround him, the centre of Maggott's mind control thingy.)

Dnyarri: Damn this is easy... they have such weak minds... heh heh :::STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING NOW::: What the hell was that!?! :::YOU WILL STOP IMMEDIATELY! MAKE THE UR-QUAN ATTACK THE MAGGOTTONIANS::: What!?! Another Dnyarri! It cannot be! And on THEIR side!?! The traitor!

[The battle]

(Shots are being fired all over. Ships are exploding left and right. Suddenly, all the mind-controlled ships stop in midair, just hovering there.)

[USS Canuck]

Fron: YES!! The Dnyarri has the other Dnyarri tied up! (Presses button on chair.) Syreen! Strike NOW!!!

[The dark room]

Dnyarri: YOU WILL STOP TRYING TO STOP ME!!! :::STOP IMMEDIATELY! I COMMAND YOU!!!::: NO!! GO AWAY! YOU WILL CONTROL ALL THE ENEMY FLEET AND TELL THEM TO ATTACK FRON!!! :::YOU WILL HAVE THE UR-QUAN ATTACK THE MAGGOTTONIANS::: :::We are the Syreen. Cease your attempts to control the Ur-Quan immediately. Resistance is futile.::: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Dnyarri, unable to fight against both an equal and many inferiors combined, sucumbs, his mind disolving under the pressure, his brain ceases to function entirely, and his heart stops beating.)

[The battle]

(Suddenly, all the mind controled ships begin moving again, towards the Maggottonian fleet. Fusion bolts fly through the air. The Maggottonians retreat, and the remains of the Canadian armada retreats to the surface.)

*Fade to black*

Epologue:

After this, Fron had a message bouey sent through the gateway, and ships once again began to come through. Within 3 days the fleet was at half of its former strength, and more ships were still coming through.

Castle Cattle Prod and the London Defenses were quickly rebuilt, thanks to some divine intervention from me.