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The Coronation by The V Man
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(CWAL HQ is covered in banners, streamers and other party gear. Posters of Maggott are plastered over most walls sporting election campaign slogans in the bid for 'Emperor 2007'.)
Maggott: Excellent, with the election won, I reign supreme as Emperor.
Frugle: Like there was any chance you WOULDN'T. Your only competition was a half eaten wedge of cheese - which you bribed, and Jolt - who you shot repeatedly until he left town.
Maggott: SILENCE THE INFIDEL. And also throw him in the tentacle pit.
(Frugle is dragged off by burly men in short pants.)
Maggott: Now, let my coronation BEGIN!
Iolaus: Coronation, Maggott? This is bad comedy.
Maggott: Shush. My empire, my rules.
[Meanwhile, in CARV HQ]
(Inside CARV HQ is covered with streamers of body fluid. Various appliances are strewn about, clearly spent form the horror of 'Kazz-luvin')
Kazz: Sweet! With my bodily fluids spread as far as I can see, I reign supreme as Humper of all things Humpable and non-Humpable!
Dorg: Humper of all things Humpable and non-Humpable? Is there anything you classify as 'non-humpable'?
Kazz: Technically no. But shuttup! It's time for my coronation!
Dorg: Cononation, Kazz? This is bad LSD.
Kazz: Silence foul trashcan!
(Kazz jumps on Skinny who gallops about the room.)
[Meanwhile, in Space]
(An asteroid field is covered with various mechanical and electronic party decorations)
Megatron: I claim this asteroid field in the name of the decepticons - or whatever the hell we call ourselves these days. Decepticons, CORONATE!
Megatron: Uhh. Decepticons, CORONATION....time?
Starscream: Coronation, Megatron? This is bad Energon.
(Starscream looks down into his glass, which is filled with small glowing cubes)
Megatron: Decepticons, KING ME!
(The Decepticons look at one another in confusion)
[Meanwhile, in the White House]
(George W. Bush sits on the floor in the middle of the oval office with a clearly homemade crown of tinfoil and a blanket tied around his neck.)
GWB: Huh huh huh huh huh!
(Iolaus turns into a laser cannon and shoots everyone)
Maggott: Why do you have to make everything about you?