07/23/2007: "CWAL Story Digest (July 8th- 19th)"
As dawn rises over the city of Irvine, the CWAL'ers attempt to regroup from their botched raid into Blizzard, gaining a new member after Phoebe, Crystal and Morpher slay a strange beast in a strange dimension and pick up a wounded, dying Tssha. The city itself tries to make sense of the invasion and enforce order through very heavily armed police administered by the dubiously sane(but very charming) Captain Hat.
Over in space, however, the tenative alliance brought together by Maggott's overwhelming charm and charisma has faltered thanks to the Emperor's equal lack of attention span. The results serve to inspire us all and fill our hearts with joy: extreme violence handled with complete lack of sensitivity complete with comedic timing. Why? Well, the American commander, Fearless, having shown signs of mania for a long time, has finally decided that now is a good time as any other to kill Canadians and really, can we blame him?
But while the surreality bloody bits of Canadians, ship dust, and maple syrup rain into the atmosphere, other common sayings are becoming true in Irvine. For example, family is hell - only in Irvine, this is literal when Kalledon's bat-winged assistant gets a visit from her family thanks to her origin. Not to be outdone, the Celestial Realms pour forth 100% God Jizz through the rift portals to be found by a very curious and soon very blissful Jarick. Because really, the CWAL universe is never complete without love, peace, and implications of endless celestial sex.
And hiding away in a nook of another timeframe, the innocent little Reecle finds herself courting trouble again.